(213):
WTF DUDE?

(323):
Stay calm. I’m sure there’s a heterosexual explanation for this

(601): 
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!

(601):

This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!

(931):
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.

(480):
I told you I would

(931):
I wouldnt do that to you. You’re my actual friend