(717):
if i ever wake up in the morning and don’t feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over

(717):

if i ever wake up in the morning and don’t feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over

(508):
We have your weave and dirt in our room.

(508):

We have your weave and dirt in our room.

(780):
So the ” I’m gay but curious” thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.

(780):

So the ” I’m gay but curious” thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.

(931):
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment

(931):

I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment

(847):
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.

(847):

I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.

krisus-titties:

on a scale of Samuel to Yongguk how far into puberty are you

Why do you like your bias?

  • Normal fan: He is just so perfect! He has an amazing voice, cute personality, and is such a nice guy!
  • Me: He is an idiot.
(705): 
how do you expect me to pass the time when I’m too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink

(705):

how do you expect me to pass the time when I’m too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink

(512):
I’m taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.

(512):

I’m taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.

(616):
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?

(1-616):
i think we need a new approach.