Commonly referred to as Morge or Morgy.
I often sign things as Mr. L.
Shawol. Taemint. Achievement Huntress.
19 years old.
Often not safe for work.
Click this. I'm proud of it.
And this. I'm proud of it as well.
Always keep the faith.
"Oh but Master. Poptarts are delicious."
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English Pronunciation
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the...
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the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
(717):
if i ever wake up in the morning and don’t feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
(508):
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
(780):
So the ” I’m gay but curious” thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
(931):
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
(847):
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
- Normal fan: He is just so perfect! He has an amazing voice, cute personality, and is such a nice guy!
- Me: He is an idiot.
(705):
how do you expect me to pass the time when I’m too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
(512):
I’m taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
(616):
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
(1-616):
i think we need a new approach.
