SHINee pairing compatibility

By zodiac signs!

Now with gifs!

I had nothing better to do. NOTE: ones with Key may not be entirely accurate since Key is technically a Libra, but he is also a cusp, therefore he has some Virgo qualities as well.

Let’s do this.

Jonghyun/Onew and Jonghyun/Minho
Jongyu and Jongho
Aries x Sagittarius

A good, good, VERY good match. Aries and Sagittarius complement each other very well. Aries is always needing to move and Sagittarius is always ready for a new adventure.

Jonghyun/Key
Jongkey
Aries x Libra

Opposites through and through; the relationship would take work. Aries makes split-second decisions and is impulsive, and this will drive the thoughtful and hesitant Libra insane. Both are social, but for different reasons, and this could cause friction. But opposites truly do attract, and, with time and effort, Aries and Libra would work.

Jonghyun/Taemin
Jongtae
Aries x Cancer

Incompatible in almost every sense. Aries is blunt and honest and Cancer is emotional and oversensitive. One wrong move, and someone is screaming or crying. The relationship can work if there is a lot of work put in and a lot of communication happens, but this is unlikely since Aries is unapologetic and Cancer holds grudges.

Minho/Taemin and Taemin/Onew
2min and Ontae
Sagittarius x Cancer

Able to work well, but a lot of work is involved. Sagittarius and Cancer enjoy each other’s company, but romantics will not work unless both adjust to each other’s weaknesses. Sagittarius has the tendency to hurt Cancer’s feelings, and Cancers emotion hiding tests a Sagittarius’s underdeveloped diplomacy. If dealt with positively, these two can work.

Onew/Minho
Onho
Sagittarius x Sagittarius

The problem with a dual Sagittarius relationship is the desire for a strong commitment, but the issue is that both parties will want unlimited freedom. They will want to hold each other close and shove each other away all at the same time. They will share all the same interests, but they are competitive, and their desire to constantly outdo each other will damage the relationship. This couple would require very strict management.

Minho/Key and Onew/Key
Minkey and Onkey
Sagittarius x Libra

A damn good match. Libra and Sagittarius are enough alike to have a good time but different enough to be their own person. The relationship between these two would be extremely comfortable, since it would be a friendship as well as a partnership. The only problem to look out for is Sagittarius shoving Libra out of his comfort zone.

Taemin/Key
Taekey
Cancer x Libra

Libra is cognitive and Cancer is emotional, and these two balance each other well. Libras are naturally attractive, though, and if things get lackluster or boring, they’re gone. Cancer needs to step up and be involved and be ready for whatever the go-getter Libra has in mind. Fights will happen with money, since Cancers are thrifty and Libras are spendy and materialistic. Lots and lots of intimacy can be expected, though, since Libra is ruled by Venus and Cancer is ruled by the moon, both feminine planets.

Enjoy~

(757):
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm

(1-757):
Dick in a box?

(502): 
Let’s get one thing straight; we aren’t in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.

(502):

Let’s get one thing straight; we aren’t in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.

(217): 
I’m not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck

(217):

I’m not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck

everlastingshassie:

Me and my friend keeps doing that now… xD

everlastingshassie:

Me and my friend keeps doing that now… xD

myshineesunshine:

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Taemin & Key! ^_^

Okay I don’t care if you don’t even know who SHINee is.

You HAVE to laugh at this gif XD