Commonly referred to as Morge or Morgy.
I often sign things as Mr. L.
Shawol. Taemint. Achievement Huntress.
19 years old.
Often not safe for work.
Click this. I'm proud of it.
And this. I'm proud of it as well.
Always keep the faith.
"Oh but Master. Poptarts are delicious."
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English Pronunciation
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the...
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the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
(515):
Idk every story shes told me thats started with “back when i was a lesbian” has been my new favorite story
(254):
I’M GETTING MARRIED!
(512):
YOU’RE STILL MARRIED!
(613):
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
(352):
I just got invited to go home with a married couple…
(574):
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
(574):
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
(203):
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped… Kinda how I imagine our wedding…
(708):
was it wrong to tell him he’s welcome in my pants any time?
(701):
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend’s penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
(607):
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
